|High-School Teachers:||You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.|
|Actual College Student:||I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.|
|Actual College Professor:||lol same.|
When I was seven, I wanted to glue autumn leaves back onto the branches they fell from, returning each to its home. Yesterday, I stepped on a pile of damp leaves on the sidewalk. When I heard them crunch beneath my feet, I felt nothing.