Let’s Make A Deal

shadowhostage:

“What do you want?” The King stared at the frightening man before him, a sword gripped tight in his fist. They’d come together under a flag of truce and the monster was unarmed, but the King had no doubt that he was still a threat. Others had made that mistake before, he wasn’t going to be one of them.

“To make a deal.” The twisted man grinned and laughed, the broken mockery of a child’s laugh and it chilled the King to the bone.

“I do not deal with the enemy,” the King spat. The black knight next to him made a small gesture and he relaxed, checking his tone.

“My, my, my, it’s a wonder you came at all then. Very well, be gone, I have no time to waste on you, I have better things to do.” The reek of carnage and death hung around the three, reminding the King of the reason he’d agreed to meet in the first place. They were losing the war despite their superior numbers and this was the only way to protect the lives of his people. He had no other choice.

“What do you want?” he demanded between ground teeth for the second time.

“Oh, nothing much,” Rumpelstiltskin teased, steepling his fingers and pacing lightly, not at all affected by the death surrounding them.

“Do not mock me.” The King grew weary of Rumpelstiltskin’s games. Though he was willing to fight on in defense of his kingdom, he desperately wanted peace. War was no way to live, to raise a family and he would do whatever it took to achieve the peace he so longed for.  “Tell me what it is you desire Dark One.”

Rumpelstiltskin grinned, his head moving from side to side like a snake hypnotizing his prey and the King shivered.

“Why, the great ruler of this army. I get him, and there is peace.”

“Never,” the King snarled. The black knight’s gloved hand caught his arm and the King turned on him. They didn’t speak, but the King’s face changed and the anger in his shoulders deflated.

“Deal,” the King said, exhaustion pulling at his words and Rumpelstiltskin gave a giddy laugh, clapping his hands and grinning, his sharp teeth flashing in the sun.

The King pulled the dark knight closer, staring into the dark slit of the helmet.

“Please, don’t do this,” he whispered, agony in his eyes. “The kingdom needs you.” The Dark One looked on curiously as the black knight laid a hand on the King’s cheek and squeezed his hand before turning to Rumpelstiltskin. The knight stepped forward, leaving the King behind and removing the dark helmet, a curtain of hair falling loose to frame soft features and bright blue eyes.

“Deal.”


buckybun:

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youkaiyume:

youkaiyume:

Mikasa Ackerman: One Woman Army
Mikasa can take on all those titans without all y’all.Obviously another parody of this wartime propaganda poster.I’ve always wanted to do one.A tribute to Episode 7 of the “attack on titan” anime when everyone was losing their shit and Mikasa’s just like STOP IT. You don’t even need to do anything, I’ll take care of it you babies.Will probably be available as a poster for Fanime 2014 and Anime Expo!

Hey Guys! Since I’ve been getting a lot of requests for this poster to be available for online purchase, I’ve set up a Storenvy!
You can now get your own “I Can Do It!” Mikasa poster, along some of my other prints, HERE

youkaiyume:

youkaiyume:

Mikasa Ackerman: One Woman Army

Mikasa can take on all those titans without all y’all.

Obviously another parody of this wartime propaganda poster.

I’ve always wanted to do one.

A tribute to Episode 7 of the “attack on titan” anime when everyone was losing their shit and Mikasa’s just like STOP IT. You don’t even need to do anything, I’ll take care of it you babies.

Will probably be available as a poster for Fanime 2014 and Anime Expo!

Hey Guys! Since I’ve been getting a lot of requests for this poster to be available for online purchase, I’ve set up a Storenvy!

You can now get your own “I Can Do It!” Mikasa poster, along some of my other prints, HERE


kaciart:

vanillathena:

I got your backs, guys.

1. Oreo Cookie Waffles

2. (I couldn’t track down the actual recipe for the second picture, so I’m just going to assume it’s Chocolate Coffee.)

3. Again, I couldn’t track this one down, but I think it’s an ice cream cake. Here’s ten different recipes for ice cream cakes in exchange for not finding that particular one.

4. The person who originally posted this image didn’t put a source either, so I’m just going to give you a recipe for a cake that looks even better. Hell, I’ll throw in another just to make it even.

5. Double Chocolate Cookie Bars. 

6. This cake is supposedly from a restaurant or high-end bakery, but I wasn’t able to find the source or recipe for it. Sorry!

7. I know what these are! York Peppermint Patty Brownies!

8. yeah i’m pretty sure this is just a disassembled oreo smore thing it’s sort of self-explanatory

9. *shifty eyes* I couldn’t find this one either but here make this instead

10. My only guess for these is homemade ding dongs.

Salud, 

smoreo

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sharingan:

everyone compares naruto and sasuke and talks about how similar they are and how much they differ because of the paths they took but look at sakura and hinata.

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Beer for people who hate beer.

fuckingrecipes:

YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 

OUT WITH FRIENDS, SOMEONE HANDS YOU A SHITTY BEER (Miller, Budweiser, really? Why am I friends with you?) SO YOU WANT TO EDUCATE THEIR DUMB ASS ON WHAT DELICIOUS-ASS BEER TASTES LIKE. WHERE DO YOU START?

HERE ARE SOME GREAT-TASTING BEERS FOR ASSHATS WHO HAVE ONLY KNOWN SHITTY BEER, OR WHO NEVER LIKED BEER IN THE FIRST PLACE. 

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disneysmermaids:

cherribalm:

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

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“THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!” roared Black. “DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!”

“Actually,” said Harry, pocketing his e-cigarette, “Peter’s pursuit of rational self-interest is of a higher moral order than your determination to kill yourself on another person’s behalf, Sirius. Self-sacrifice is never the answer; it ends only in pain and death.”

Sirius blanched. “But Voldemort — we could have stopped Voldemort.”

“It’s a free market,” Harry said, shrugging.

Lupin turned into a wolf.

“Control yourself,” Harry said. “Good lord, man, you’re a being of pure will and drive. Exercise it.”

Lupin turned back into a man with flashing, clear eyes and a jaw that could level a mid-sized office building.

“In the marketplace of ideas,” Harry went on, “Voldemort has the same right to disseminate his philosophy as you do. If his philosophy is sound, it will flourish. If his philosophy is unsound, you have nothing to fear.”


  I love you in a different way.

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Guardians of the Galaxy was amazing! Chris Pratt did an awesome job, Rocket and Groot are seriously my favorite characters ever, and the Gamora/Nebula dynamic was great.


Howl's Moving Castle Main Theme
Joe Hisaishi
Freedom - Piano Stories 4

Howl’s Moving Castle Main Theme (Piano) - Joe Hisaishi

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier → Behind the Scenes (x)